There are two people who I talk about an awful lot, my cousin Faisal, and my best friend Chris Allen. Chris has recently started an autobiographical blog alongside his regular website.
Now read this post, it is the funniest thing I have read in ages. I will never steal food from my own kitchen again.
Bio blog of Chris: http://119elimestate.wordpress.com/
the custard skin stabbing: http://119elimestate.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/the-custard-skin-stabbing/
*NB. Contains a rude and earthy swear word calling into question the genealogy of one of the characters, as well as graphic violence, and processed food. These may offend, so you have been warned.