From Chris: The custard skin stabbing incident
Feb 25th, 2008 by Mr Moo
There are two people who I talk about an awful lot, my cousin Faisal, and my best friend Chris Allen. Chris has recently started an autobiographical blog alongside his regular website.
Now read this post, it is the funniest thing I have read in ages. I will never steal food from my own kitchen again.
Bio blog of Chris: http://119elimestate.wordpress.com/
the custard skin stabbing: http://119elimestate.wordpress.com/2008/02/18/the-custard-skin-stabbing/
*NB. Contains a rude and earthy swear word calling into question the genealogy of one of the characters, as well as graphic violence, and processed food. These may offend, so you have been warned.
Salaams bro…
Thanks for the link…it directed more visitors to my site today than on any other.
If you enjoyed this one, then future stories worth looking out for include ‘the cuban cigar incident’ and ‘burn you b*****d’, all of which are 100% true – as is the custard skin stabbing !!!
And as for describing me as your ‘best friend’…you’ve bought a tear to this rapidly ageing man’s eye, thanks !!!
Chris
You are a good man Chris.