Mr Moo

1. Discretion is the better part of valour. Valour is the better part of Jihad. Therefore, discretion is the better part of Jihad. What takes place at Caliphate conference accommodation stays at the Caliphate conference accommodation.
2. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Humility is next to Charity. Chastity is somewhere between Godliness and Charity. Doublespeak is near Cleanliness. A true adherent will put these traits in logical order at a moments notice.
3. Curiosity killed the cat, From the grassy knoll, and the Zionistmilitairyindustrial complex who where behind it. Please be sure when mentioning this how much you like Jews, and the faith of Judaism lest we be accused of being cynical or anti-Semitic.
4. Honesty is the best policy. Other policies also exist and can be used with permission from your local Ameer.
5. It is no use crying over spilt milk. However, blaming imperialists for the milk being spilt is fine, please see pamplet 3217B – Sample Press Release on Spilt Milk
6. Look before you leap. However, leaping without looking is also possible, as long as one accompanies it with an anti-imperialist placard
7. Make hay while the sun shines. Make pamphlets when it is raining
8. Strike while the iron is hot. Members are encouraged to keep a travel iron with them, so that spontaneous industrial action can be initiated at short notice.
9. The best go first. This is a clear explanation as to why our leaders do not actually engage in practical action as they are letting the best of the youth engage in encounters with law enforcement officials and the media to build them up.
10. Two wrongs do not make a right. However, two wrongs can be contextualised if the appropriate socio-economic conditions are pointed out, or specific isolated verses can be extrapolated, even loosely, or when all else fails blame Ataturk or Lord Mountbatten or Laurence of Arabia or the Saudi Royal Family

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