Mr Moo

Sayeda Versi, and has a problem with polygamy. “In this country one married man is allowed to marry one woman. That is the way and that must be the way for everybody who lives in this country.” A firm moral stance advocating the nuclear family. Maybe she should tell her fellow party members.

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It was valentines day recently, and I decided to write something on Love.  We all know the legends of Layla and Majnoun, Heer Ranja, Romeo and Juliet and Posh and Becks, exotic stories of passion.  However, here are some of the lesser known stories of love. Samira and Adnan In rural Punjab, in times past, [...]

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Rules: Google your first name and the word needs. Put the phrase within quotation marks, i.e., “Your Name needs” and then press search. 1. Mr. Moo needs to refuel himself with char and Jamaica cake 2. Mr. Moo needs no help spending his own money 3. Mr Moo needs a back wax, 4. Mr. Moo [...]

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Following recent reports that there has been a rise in the number of Muslims, MUGS issues a call to middle class Muslims to increase their family sizes at a swifter rate. MUGS has realised, during the past few years it has valiantly striven to represent all types of Muslims, but our favourite ones are the [...]

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I also got cold feet today, meaning my feet were cold* * As opposed to a general sense of reluctance to carry out an event

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