Mr Moo

salaams I am going into hibernation for a couple of weeks, to finish off the decorating so I can get my haircut (a tacit agreement with Mrs Moo made one contingent on the other). I also had a nasty bout of hand cramp the other day, which could be the onset of RSI – something [...]

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Many thanks to all who voted for me at the Brass Crescent awards.  I ended up getting three honourable mentions in three categories, Best Blog, Best Post or series, and Best Humour Blog*. The inner Klingon in me is pleased. Check out the winners here. I am especially pleased Tariq Nelson won the best blog, [...]

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I was going to do a semi-serious piece on my father, but here is something a bit more fun. Let us go back to the mid eighties, to Manchester, where my cousins are living in the Old Trafford area. As young boys, they fight, they play, they tease their wee ickle baby sisters, and they [...]

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What was thrown at Bush this afternoon at a press conference in Iraq? Weapons of Mass Destruction Mud Shoes Insults and Shoes Oh I can’t be bothered, taking the pee out of Bush is like shooting fish in a barrel What was George Bush’s reaction? Satisfaction at finding the WMDs at last This mud will [...]

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Today it is the third day of Eid – it is meant to be Three Days as far as I know.  No doubt many of you have consumed meat in various quantities and styles, with curried, biryani and kebabs featuring prominently.  (Part of my feels we sometimes eat like its Eid everyday) My most memorable [...]

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Hitler wants a united Eid. This has been the most enjoyable ever to put together.

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Seriously, some dude put his head in a particle accelerator and had part of his brain dissolve

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With many folk away on Hajj, we celebrate with a few lolcats. —– —– —– —– —–

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