Eid Card (Whatever day it is, have a good one)
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 30th, 2008
Monthly Archive for September, 2008
Muslim lolcats V – Eid Moo-bora-k
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 30th, 2008
This morning, someone wished bin-Moo and myself ‘Happy Christmas’ and then beamed, pleased that they had remembered it was the Muslim Christmas. I said ‘Thank you’. Lolcats after the jump. ———– ———– ———– ———– ———– ———– ———– ———– ———–
Lorem End of Ramadan Ipsum Delor.
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 30th, 2008
Every poxy year,ipsum dolor sit amet, moaning article about eid. consectetuer adipiscing elit. Cras moonsighting, calculation it can’t be that difficult to choose one. Imperdiet pede et pede. Aenean which country to follow. Eget orci et quam ornare lacinia. Suspendisse respect to the committees for building establishments but they literally can’t organise a prayer-up in [...]
Three Things: Comparisons
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 25th, 2008
Click for an enlarged version. I was going to put “(D) are better at boxing than Amir Khan” but I have a talent for cowardice.
[19/32] Sometimes there are not enough words
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 24th, 2008
Muslims are beginning to understand how to insert our words and idioms into English. It is not a new thing . But there are some words that yet need to be invented. There needs to be a word for the slight feeling of dread, and then subsequent guilt that accompanies the realisation that, for the [...]
Three things: Piracy
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 19th, 2008
A slight departure from the normal Three Things… if we like it, this may be the norm. Arrr.
Marry not a writer
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 18th, 2008
Marry not a writer, an excreter of wit For those charms that attract you are from an addict Their habits are rubbish for a partner in life Writers are strange folk (whether as husband or wife) It will take a while for your concern to arouse During the wedding they’ll be rewriting the vows When settling into [...]
You do not have to be a football to appreciate this
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 12th, 2008
Inspired by my good friend Chris, I have drafted a training session on kicking racism out using football (soccer to you overseas). “Look at this ball, it is a round ball like the planet, but if you look, it is not really round, it is a buckminsterfullerene stitched in leather by child labourers in Pakistan. [...]
We scramble like drowning ants…
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 11th, 2008
I saw this post on minaretmuses blog, extract below And somewhere within you know that this thing we call “ok”, this “normal”, is a mirage, just a thin veil against all those things that are *not* that are glaringly anything but ok. Yet that is where we live our lives, upon that thin crust, trusting [...]
The Horrors of Ramadan
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 11th, 2008
There is a useless facebook application called ‘vampires zombies werewolves slayers’ or some such. People have decried them, but Muslims don’t realise, they could be a valuable dawah tool in explaining some of the less pleasant behaviours of our menfolk. The Ramadan Werewolves Some brothers decide, yes, we are going to become closer to Our [...]