Custodian of the two holey socks
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 25th, 2008
There are two people who I talk about an awful lot, my cousin Faisal, and my best friend Chris Allen. Chris has recently started an autobiographical blog alongside his regular website. Now read this post, it is the funniest thing I have read in ages. I will never steal food from my own kitchen again. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 21st, 2008
| Mooslimists | Part 1: A-H | Part 2: I-N | Part 3: O-S | Part 4: T-W | Part 5: X-Z | Xtravagoodvalueist – We know how standard outsourcing should work. You want to purchase goods or services. You get a tender, you put it out, people apply you choose the best one. However, [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 21st, 2008
| Mooslimists | Part 1: A-H | Part 2: I-N | Part 3: O-S | Part 4: T-W | Part 5: X-Z | Titleist – Muslims obsessed with class, honour ,status, title and OBE – which is short for -OBEdient, “But Mr Moo!”, I hear you cry, “You cannot criticize the honours system in the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 18th, 2008
| Mooslimists | Part 1: A-H | Part 2: I-N | Part 3: O-S | Part 4: T-W | Part 5: X-Z | We continue our series with the letters O to S Optimist – Also known as insha’Allahist. We all by now have heard of the most overused phrase ‘insha’Allah yes’ being used to [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 16th, 2008
Unclejis directory Browsers Firefox Browser www.getfirefox.com | Opera browser www.opera.com | Safari www.apple.com/safari/ | Internet Explorer www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/ie/default.mspx | Online auction: Ebay www.ebay.com Educational software Edubuntu www.edubuntu.org Torrent software Azureus www.azureus.org | µTorrent: www.utorrent.com (windows only) | Legal downloads iTunes www.apple.com/iTunes (OS X, Windows only) Operating systems: OS X: www.apple.com/macosx | Ubuntu Linux: www.ubuntu.com | Windows: [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 16th, 2008
Dear UnclejiI am newly resident in Bahrain. The culture takes a little getting used to but my family is coping quite well. I am a singer and people have been downloading my songs on the internet for free. What shall I do with these smooth criminals? Shall I tell them to beat it? Are there [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 16th, 2008
Dear Uncleji Dear Uncleji, I am overloaded with information. I log on, and I have so many invites to facebook, deenport, hotmail, gmail, yahoo chat, cheap-muslim-brides.com. What do I do? Fuad Nahdi Dear Mr Fuad Nahdi, It is not surprising you are feeling overwhelmed. When the internet started, it was exciting, and any of us [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 15th, 2008
Sorry for the lack of fancy effects.
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 15th, 2008
There are many sightings of holy names in vegetables. If vegetables aren’t your thing, how about a fish? Many articles and websites are devoted to this stuff. I remember in Leicester being herded dutifully to someone living room to see a watermelon which apparently had the good Lords name written in Arabic. I did my [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 14th, 2008
Dearest Moo This morning you got me a nice box of Halal chocolates and calendar of ‘Nuns Having Fun’. I appreciated the chocolates but do not understand the ‘Nuns Having Fun’ calendar, but I put that down to your unique sense of humour. As your wife, I have been filled with deep emotion and intense [...]