Custodian of the two holey socks
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 23rd, 2007
Why not, on a Saturday afternoon, get two of your sisters to move into a flat on the first floor, then, being the only brother, you will volunteer to help them move. On getting the fantastic industrial crates you have since the Great Fire of 2002, you load them up and drive them to the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 19th, 2007
The purpose of life is to negotiate that gap between that which is comfortable and familiar, and following one’s destiny. For some, the familiar and one’s destiny are the same thing. They do not realise this and, like each Eastenders episode, have a busy and eventful time but no real satisfying resolution. I am not [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 11th, 2007
By Mrs Moo Yesterday you bought me a new mobile phone, one that I’d seen in the shops and liked but didn’t want to spend so much money on. You opened the box, thoughtfully charged it up, put my sim card in for me and said “Here’s the phone you wanted, got it cheap online,” [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 5th, 2007
The Hizb-ut-Tizer had become rather busy, and now had a sizeable number of yummies – , young upwardly mobile Muslims. Mobile phones, dark glasses and black suits were all the rage. The film, ‘ Men -in- Black’, had just been released, and we all got into the spirit of things by peering into the eyes [...]