mooslim.com http://mooslim.com/blog mooslim.com - new Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:20:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 If you are reading this through RSS… http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=579 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=579#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 02:39:07 +0000 Mr Moo http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=579 Continue reading →]]> Shalom,

 

If you are reading this through RSS, or on a syndicated site that scrapes my content, then you may have noticed a whole load of posts just appear.  My apologies, I have had to change hosts and lost a few pictures in the process.

One day, I will be as brave and strong as this lady.  Mrs Moo was also impressed and amused by this.

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=579 0 Awaiting reply: http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=138 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=138#comments Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:25:50 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=848

Egypt! Power vacuum!

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=138 2 Vennsday: I absolutely do believe there is enough light. http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=578 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=578#comments Wed, 06 Oct 2010 21:55:59 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=843 The dawn will reveal the wavy grass - wavy in the wrong way

As I was mowing the lawn, the above venn diagram came into my head.  I hope you like the Vennsday pun.

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=578 1 Doing my bit http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=577 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=577#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:53:46 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=840 There is a facebook group that does this sort of thing.

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=577 3 Three things: The Suppression of Meat http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=576 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=576#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:27:10 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=838 So, some article claims eating less meat is un-Islamic. Here is the truth about the historical impact of the flesh of other creatures.

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=576 1 Three Things: Krafty name you have there http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=575 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=575#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 06:42:37 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=834 Topi-tip to minaretmuse:  Nigroids (Wikipedia entry), now owned by Kraft.

Toblerone - lots of empty space in its packets, but do we love the chocky triangles? Yes we love the chocky triangles. I will fight you if you think otherwise, with my fists.

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=575 2 Three things: Suhoor http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=574 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=574#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:54:34 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=831 The alertness level at suhoor time is a randomized variable.  [Image link].  Thank you Mrs Moo for feeding me.

Porridge with banana, and water. Without this we suffer.

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=574 2 Three Things: Missing Cairo Van-Gogh found http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=573 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=573#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 06:15:40 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=826 The missing Van Gogh in Cairo has apparently been found

Not a fake at all, honestly, its hundreds of years old m'lud

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=573 0 Ram a Dan Moo barracks http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=572 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=572#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 09:20:20 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=825 Ram a dan moo barracks

]]> http://mooslim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=572 7 There was a young Imam from Leicester… http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=571 http://mooslim.com/blog/?p=571#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:55:16 +0000 Mr Moo http://www.mooslim.com/blog/?p=820 Continue reading →]]> There was a young Imam from Leicester
Who was known as a charming jester
He wore fancy hats
And ornate cravats
(He made sure they were polyester)

One Friday, during Jumah speeching
The young Imam was bored of preaching
‘We should leave this fine place
To the beach we should race
Sun sand and sea will be my teaching!’

The Leicesterwalas were all aghast
Surely he couldn’t last
Sanity prevailed
The musallis exhaled
To Skegness they travelled en-masse

The Imam was highly commended
For the joy he brought unintended
‘Our mosques can be so dull
But our day now is full’
They got back before Maghrib ended

The moral, my dear friends is rather clear
Whether in Leicester, or somewhere near
Don’t be so po-faced
As long as you’re chaste
From fun, we all have nothing to fear

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On another note entirely, I liked this

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