Mr Moo

So here is the drill for the past three years or so when I need to occupy the children so I can get important urgent work done.

1. I put on a family friendly familiar film
2. Settle children down in front of aforementioned film, in order to calm them, so I can sneak off and do my important, urgent work
3. Start paying attention to aforementioned film in order to appreciate the subtle craftsmanship and ethereal quality.
4. Children wander off, whilst I continue to watch this most excellent of films
5. Herd children back in front of screen, quite clearly they need monitoring
6. Finish film, satisfied as a family
7. Urgent important work not done, but the important thing is we bonded, as a family, with the film.

Anyways, the top five films we like (if you are emotionally 5 years old, which at least two of our household are):

1. Muppets 2012
2. Despicable Me
3. Wreck It Ralph
4. Madagascar (1,2 and 3)
5. Cars

There are others that I like, but these above, as of Feb 2013, are the top five in no particular order.

Sleep sleep without thee I weep
Food Food my fasts do me good
Water water I miss thee (sorta)
But sleep sleep, over thee I weep

Muslim Umbrella Groups, A British Muslim Organisation, condemns the recent savage beating of a young man of Pakistani origin, Aamir Khan, in Las Vegas. Aamir was forced to strip to his underwear and parade before a baying crowd. In this humiliating state Aamir had his fingers bound in constraining gauntlets, and forced to fight. There is evidence that the event may even have been recorded and streamed on the internet, echoing the savage beating of Rodney King that led to the LA riots in the early 1990′s.
This barbaric and merciless beating, where a young man, going about his business and doing no harm to anyone as he has done for most of his professional career, is shocking. His peaceful and winsome nature is there for all to see. This experience has left Aamir exposed, humiliated and unable to leave the house without being mocked by all.

Justice must be done and the perpetrators of violence should be bought and held to account for their actions. MUGs calls for all violence against millionaire ambitious glass-jawed boxers of Muslim origin to stop. MUGs have campaigned long to highlight the growing trend of violence against flag-draped pugilists. This latest assault demonstrates the shocking reality of this phenomenon. It is time for all of us to take MUGs seriously.

Notes to Editors:

Muslim Umbrella Groups (mugs) is an umbrella group of Muslim umbrella groups, working hard to promote itself and its members, but mainly itself. MUGs is currently working on its website, which the CEO’s brother-in-law is doing in between his main job at a FTSE100 company unrelated to web design but because he is an expert at COD, and cleaned a virus off a floppy disk back in 1997 everyone thinks you know, he is good at the computer stuff.

www.mugsuk.org

Shalom,

If you are reading this through RSS, or on a syndicated site that scrapes my content, then you may have noticed a whole load of posts just appear.  My apologies, I have had to change hosts and lost a few pictures in the process.

One day, I will be as brave and strong as this lady.  Mrs Moo was also impressed and amused by this.

Egypt! Power vacuum!

As I was mowing the lawn, the above venn diagram came into my head.  I hope you like the Vennsday pun.

There is a facebook group that does this sort of thing.

So, some article claims eating less meat is un-Islamic. Here is the truth about the historical impact of the flesh of other creatures.

Topi-tip to minaretmuse:  Nigroids (Wikipedia entry), now owned by Kraft.

The alertness level at suhoor time is a randomized variable.  [Image link].  Thank you Mrs Moo for feeding me.